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Top Seven Gifts for the Liberal in Your Life

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Top Seven Gifts for the Liberal in Your Life

Top Seven Gifts for the Liberal in Your Life
December 20
19:05 2018

Oh, the lefties. While most of us probably think the best gift you can give your liberal leaning friends is a copy of the Constitution and a little common sense, here is our list of the Top 7 Holiday Gifts for the liberal in your life.

Wait, I had better rephrase that… here is our list of the Top 7 “non-denominational, winter season, gender-neutral gifts” for liberals.

1. Economics for Dummies

Number 1 on this list a copy of Economics for Dummies.

2. A subscription to Guns and Ammo Magazine

Need we say more? For a bonus, include a gift membership in the NRA!

3. A Safe Space

We know they need them and we know they want them, so let’s just give them one – as far away from your home as possible!

4. What Happened?

OK, chances are they already have a copy of Hillary’s funny memoir, but you can at least get a good laugh picking it up in the deeply discounted section of Barnes and Nobel’s.

5. A Bernie Sanders Chia Pet

This gift will remind the socialist in your life of the bright green socialist utopia that has been established in places like Cuba, Venezuela and the old Soviet Union, where Bernie and his wife had their honeymoon after his first marriage.

6. “What Would Obama Do?” Decision Maker

We all know that our left-leaning friends cannot think for themselves. This handy item will let their mentor do their thinking for them. Shaped like a credit card, it features 6 answers: Yes (we can), Maybe, Doubtful, Likely, (the audacity of) Nope, or Ask Again. Press the button for Obama’s advice and a choice will be electronically selected by a red light.

7. Because Trump Wine Glass

This is perhaps the best gift for the liberal in your life. This wine glass emblazoned with the words “Because Trump,” is a message that can be taken either way. It is your way of toasting as to why America is Great Again, and for them, the reason why they feel they need to drink!

A word of caution, be careful when giving any gifts to a liberal, you never know what they will find offensive, and of course, do not call them “Christmas” gifts whatever you do!

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