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The Robert Mueller Task Force Needs my Help?

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The Robert Mueller Task Force Needs my Help?

The Robert Mueller Task Force Needs my Help?
May 18
15:29 2018

According to a recent email I received, a group of concerned citizens are forming a “Protect Robert Mueller Special Task Force.”  I received a special invitation to join. The headline read: NOTICE: You have been pre-selected for early access to the Protect Robert Mueller Task Force.  Pre-selected?  Wow!  And they said my participation wascritical to safeguarding our democracy.”  How could any red-blooded American refuse such a calling?

I wondered who had pre-selected me, or why they might have done so.  I have often had the same question about those who keep pre-approving me for all those credit cards and loans.  Based on my casual count of the total, I reckon that I have been pre-approved for about $500,000 in credit and loans.  I recently got a couple phone calls tell me that “a doctor” has recommended me for braces – not the dental kind, but those that protect back, knees, ankles or elbows.  I have no idea who that doctor might be or why he prescribed braces.  Then there are all those gals on Facebook who were advised that I need what they had to offer – which was usually on prominent display.  But, I digress.

The latest email was in that tradition.  This was not some abusive loan, a useless knee brace or whatever those ladies were led to think I needed.  No, indeed.  This was an opportunity to get on the ground floor of a task force – a task force to save the Republic, no less. 

Just so I would not under appreciate the importance of the invitation, I checked out the definition of the term “task force.”  It defined it as “an armed force organized for a special operation” or “a unit specially organized for a task.”  Since I do not own a gun, I assumed this task force to protect Muller was not military in nature. Regardless, it was something VERY important.

The invitation said that Mueller’s investigation has been very successful – no, a “resounding” success.  “Trumps campaign manager under arrest, Trump’s top lawyer under investigation (and) 14 Russian nationals indicted.”  (The emphasis is theirs.)  It was for these reasons that they alerted me that “Trump is hell-bent on firing Mueller.”

This latter claim sort of confused me.  For one year now, I have heard on a weekly, if not on a daily, basis that Trump was hell-bent on firing Mueller.  I also recall a consistent series of denials to each accusation.  So far, no firing.  But maybe the folks setting up the Protect Robert Mueller Special Task Force have some secret information.  Like the man on the street corner predicting the end of the world, were the Democrats and television talking heads going to be right eventually?

If I had any doubt about the importance of this invitation, it ebbed in realizing that I was provided with a very special 6-digit early admittance code.  Furthermore, I was to be only one of 150 “Democrat activists” to be called to duty.  I could not help but wonder, if they were only inviting 150 people, why did I need a 6-digit admittance code?

But, wait.  “Democrat activist?”  I am not a Democrat activist by any stretch of the imagination.  Was this invitation in the category of scam spam?  As I scrolled to the bottom, I saw that it was sent to me by an organization called Bold PAC – a Latino political action committee devoted to diversity in politics (as long as diversity did not extend to Republicans, conservatives or anyone who does not think Trump is the anti-Christ.)  And of course, there was that ubiquitous DONATION button.

Because I get a lot of these “fake importance” fundraising communications, I must assume they work. I just do not know why.  Sorry Bold PAC, if you were counting on me, Mueller will just have to watch out for himself.

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Larry Horist

Larry Horist

Larry Horist is a conservative activist with an extensive background in economics, public policy and politics. Clients of his consulting firm have included such conservative icons as Steve Forbes and Milton Friedman, as well as the White House. He has testified as an expert witness before legislative bodies, including the U. S. Congress, and lectured at major colleges and universities. An award-winning debater, his insightful and sometimes controversial commentaries appear frequently on the editorial pages of newspapers across the nation. He can be reached at lph@thomasandjoyce.com.

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2 Comments

  1. Colorado Cowboy
    Colorado Cowboy May 21, 11:40

    As a supporter of our republic, I think it is a good idea to keep Mueller around, at least until after the mid-term elections. Mueller is Trump’s secret weapon, because every stupid thing he does motivtes one more citizen to get out and vote. I’m counting on Mueller to help organize a red tsunami that will sweep Nancy’s “blue wave” into the sewers of our country.

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  2. meems
    meems May 21, 18:46

    it is important to know the truth. Mueller WILL get to that. One of the senate commitees already found that Russia did MUCH more than we were told they did to meddle in the election in Trump’s favor. We are a country built on a Constitution and of laws, IF those are compromised, we have huge problems that leave us vunerable and potentially can affect everything we the people stand for. I say continue on Mueller! We deserve to know!

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